Jokes to make you laugh

[Johnathan]

A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.

Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me. - Revelation 3:20

The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the preacher's message was written the following notation:

I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself. - Genesis 3:10

[Martin]

A man walks into a Restaurant and wants to order a whole chicken, but unfortunately he can???t remember what chicken is called in English. The waiter who wants to take his order is only English proficient. The man sees a guy at the table next to him with a plate, and on this plate are 4 boiled eggs. The man unable to remember the word chicken points to the plate of eggs and says to the waiter: "I want their mother." :D
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[Rob]

What did the cat do after it had eaten the cheese?
It waited at the mouse hole with baited breath! :D